I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Do vagina's smell?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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