He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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