You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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