we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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