I don't think brook has ever known best
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
don't judge my taste in strippers
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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