We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
