belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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