We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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