well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I AM VODKA MAN
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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