Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry amanda_danielle hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(775): View more from Nevada

I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.

Fav 4 967 1046
share tweet
(303): View more from Colorado

i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special

Fav 40 3932 1096
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(778): View more from British Columbia

She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.

Fav 8 3880 1050
share tweet
(925): View more from California

Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.

Fav 13 1619 990
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP

Fav 6 2393 855
share tweet
(951): View more from California

Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?

Fav 4 1322 732
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.

Fav 12 1749 875
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world

Fav 1 43 15
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(405): View more from Oklahoma

may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.

Fav 0 7 42
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT