What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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