Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
even my farts smell like vagina
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
All I want is dick and wine.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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