I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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