This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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