Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
