apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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