dude i'm inner monologue high
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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