I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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