I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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