found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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