I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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