i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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