there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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