belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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