No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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