Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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