id be glad to
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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