i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
