i think i have herpe
just one?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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