i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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