It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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