She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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