let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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