Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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