No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Blood and glitter go together right?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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