I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
its not stalking. its research.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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