My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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