This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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