every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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