We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i wish my penis had a tongue
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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