I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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