This girl is more easily done than said...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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