pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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