so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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