what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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