You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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