She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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