goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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