Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my shit smells like andre
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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