the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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