I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
True strength comes from lack of pants
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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