I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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