is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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