Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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