He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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